What Big Teeth You Have

Dudes—I'm having problems with my teeth. They seem to demand more and more of my attention, more needy. I brush them and floss but it doesn't seem to be enough. What should I do?

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Well, I'd go see a dentist. But maybe not this one... or I'm guessing anything the other doc recommends. Anyway, watch Little Shop of Horrors.

Or maybe you need to appreciate your teeth even more and be glad you have them (and stop complaining about hygiene)... then I would watch American History X. [shiver] Just thinking about this movie and street curbs makes my muscles clinch in heeby-jeebies.

Doctor Borderless

Orin: [singing] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid... It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted.

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Dude- After a short consult with my fellow Cinemedic!, I agree. Stop whining and do whatever needs to be done to make your teeth/mouth happy. They're your teeth. Supposed to last a lifetime. Did you know that teeth problems, if not addressed, can manifest problems in other parts of the body? It's true! Heart, joint problems, hearing loss to name a few. Everything is connected, so please, suck it up, and treat your mouth like the freakin' shrine it should be. Oh, and in case Doc B's choices aren't enough to convince you, watch these (Marathon Man, A Serious Man, Teeth). You're welcome. -Dr. H