Wax on. Wax off.

Dear doctors, is it true that ear wax is made by ear bees?

—Hunny Mae

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Thanks Hunny, funny you should ask... as I went to a 6 week course on how to raise ear wax bees. Oh wait, it was honey bees. My bad. Well! Assuming you're overwhelmed with wax, I recommend these movies to charm your ear bees:

Fried Green Tomatoes (Idgie was a bee charmer)

Karate Kid (wax on. wax off. enough said)

Secret Life of Bees

Candyman (yep... bees)

Invasion of the Bee Girls (ok, I haven't seen this one... but c'mon!)

Doctor Borderless

June: Aw damn it to hell!

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No. Not true. Elves are responsible. Tiny, tiny elves. Brownies if you want to bee specific. Like Keebler but much smaller. The wax job used to bee performed by the gall bladder and was overseen by the stomach, but, like most corporations, it beecame too labor intensive and was bid out to a less expensive third party.
Speaking of tummy, stew on these sweet! films about bees and honey!
-Doc "Sting Like a Bee" Hoo

Bee Movie
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (see, it's two-fold: honey in the title & a bee swarms the kids!)
First Men in the Moon
Akeelah and The Bee (if you liked that, watch this! Spellbound)
Swarm (classic 70's horror w/an all-star cast!)
Ulee's Gold
& Belushi's Classic Killer Bees! (one of my favorites!)